Iran-y O’Hare
Hello, not much I want to say today, other than that I’ve heard the news that Iran have launched a rocket as part of their space programme.
I know, that’s hardly news, is it? But this is different, this time they’re attempting to take the greatest step into the future yet. It seems that the ancestors of the ancient Persian empire are taking the inevitable step – they are now taking their lead from American kids TV in the 1980s.
Ahmadinejad announced his pride in his nation as they launched a rocket carrying a mouse, two turtles and some worms. Idle speculation leads me to believe that this is the latest stage in an ongoing, international programme of planetary defence. This small menagerie of animals is in fact a highly trained group of super-adapted, kung-fu warriors who are being sent into space to seek out the baddy aliens.
This also leads me to the further conclusion that Bucky O’Hare, Power Rangers and Iran’s continuous, blatant pretence of foolishness are actually an attempt by the ‘World Powers’ to cover up the conspiracy.
Anyway, with the help of science, computers and other hi-tech things, I’ve created a mock-up of the new space team. This is almost definitely quite similar to the real thing.
We will pray for them as they journey into the future… and the unknown!
